Department 21

Dr. Warren’s Whiter-Than-White Strips
“They won’t know you’re part Indian unless you tell them.”
More signs from the Indian Hills Community Center
Enquiring minds want to know
“Psst, whatcha doin?”
Answer to a prayer
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer. Suzie stood and walked to the podium.
Checking out the competition
Don’t use shampoo in the shower
A health warning you can actually use
Stop the slaughter
“Stop killing alligators to make Gatorade.”
Summer is here: Know your ticks
“Brown Dog Tick, Lone Star Tick, Deer Tick, and Luna-Tick.”
Overkill
“Now that’s just overkill. I mean really, who needs two bikes?”
Farming help needed
One cool cat
Walls work
Please press 1
Why do I have to press one for English when they are just going to transfer me to someone I can’t understand anyway?
100 mph goat
Two guys out hunting came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed at its size.
All yours
A highway patrolman spotted a car exceeding the speed limit on a rural highway, so he hit the lights and siren and attempted to pull it over.
When you lie on your résumé and get the job anyway
Puns for today
It’s a sign
From the Indian Hills Community Center
Some memes for today
Chef Gordon Ramsay’s crispy pancake recipe