A good pun is it’s own re-word
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Without geometry, life is pointless.
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Pasteurize: Too far to see.
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Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.
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Incongruous: Where bills are passed.
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Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
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Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
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I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
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If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
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Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery.
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A pessimist’s blood type is always B-negative.
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Practice safe eating — always use condiments.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?